because it was so funny.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
ssjseifer69 (-5000 points). Last Monday I set
pushpoplove's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for
bigmccmike (-10 points). In May I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5852 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
scottish_porn