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Dec 07, 2005 22:27

because it was so funny.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ssjseifer69 (-5000 points). Last Monday I set pushpoplove's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for bigmccmike (-10 points). In May I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5852 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
scottish_porn

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