Extortion ... at U
Soooo last night I was completely trashed at U, woke up this morning and my phone and wallet are missing. This kind of stuff happens at times with me because I drink too much. So after turning my car and apt upside down I realized they were gone. Found out they weren't at U and had people call my phone, it was off.
Rob got home around 530-6 from work and I call it again.. then again. Some lady finally texts us back. Says that she has my phone and 'important documents' (I got a job a few days ago so I had my soc sec card in my wallet too) Anyways she then says something about not wanting to deal with it and she is going to give it to her BF. ****RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG***** I was like okay this is shady as fuck. I call the BF back and he starts asking for a 'finders' fee' Yeeeeeeeeeeeea. At this point I really didn't know what the fuck to say other than I don't have any money.. You have my fucking wallet douche.. didn't say that but that's what I'm thinking. I didn't want to piss them off considering they had me by the balls already.
SOOOOO I call the police. The police show up and pretty much tell me they want to work out a sting operation. Where I get the guy to come down to the short north and they arrest him for extortion. The one cop seemed super excited about it, the other one was just hot as fuck and I wanted to have sex with him. Anywho the hot cop is not important. By 11 PM this guy is still playing games. I offered him 100 dollars for my shit and pretty much said take it or leave it. I was tired of dealing w/ it. He said I was lying about giving him the money because earlier I had said I didn't have money. I told him I was going to borrow it from my roommate (Rob) and then nothing else from the guy the rest of the night. I figure he probably thought I called the police which I had. So yea, I don't have my phone and I reported it stolen.
If anyone has a Verizon phone they don't use anymore (I don't care if it looks like Zac Morris' phone from saved by the bell a la 1991) It would be sweet.
But yea.. I need to make it a point to write in this thing more often. I have lotsa shit to say/bitch about..
Rob got home around 530-6 from work and I call it again.. then again. Some lady finally texts us back. Says that she has my phone and 'important documents' (I got a job a few days ago so I had my soc sec card in my wallet too) Anyways she then says something about not wanting to deal with it and she is going to give it to her BF. ****RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG***** I was like okay this is shady as fuck. I call the BF back and he starts asking for a 'finders' fee' Yeeeeeeeeeeeea. At this point I really didn't know what the fuck to say other than I don't have any money.. You have my fucking wallet douche.. didn't say that but that's what I'm thinking. I didn't want to piss them off considering they had me by the balls already.
SOOOOO I call the police. The police show up and pretty much tell me they want to work out a sting operation. Where I get the guy to come down to the short north and they arrest him for extortion. The one cop seemed super excited about it, the other one was just hot as fuck and I wanted to have sex with him. Anywho the hot cop is not important. By 11 PM this guy is still playing games. I offered him 100 dollars for my shit and pretty much said take it or leave it. I was tired of dealing w/ it. He said I was lying about giving him the money because earlier I had said I didn't have money. I told him I was going to borrow it from my roommate (Rob) and then nothing else from the guy the rest of the night. I figure he probably thought I called the police which I had. So yea, I don't have my phone and I reported it stolen.
If anyone has a Verizon phone they don't use anymore (I don't care if it looks like Zac Morris' phone from saved by the bell a la 1991) It would be sweet.
But yea.. I need to make it a point to write in this thing more often. I have lotsa shit to say/bitch about..