New intakes at work
and not one of them has a sense of humour.............. I am slowly suffocating in the jobsworth mentality of this hellhole. Why must I be the only one who refuses to take myself too seriously.
The photocopier which doubles up as a printer and scanner has broken down and yours truly has spent an hour putting it all back together as Ricoh could not send an engineer out until friday.........
A team meeting in 5 minutes and then i'm off to pub. Bollocks to it all.
On a funnier note the only pub with a TV in it near to our office has just had said its' Sky box stolen so none of our lot can watch the England game tomorrow. Of course I shall be safely entrenched indoors when the mighty scotland kick off at 6!!!!!
Joke
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tescos
with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Kmart,
nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of
course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think
they look alike, you d*ckhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe
anyone would shag you twice!"
The photocopier which doubles up as a printer and scanner has broken down and yours truly has spent an hour putting it all back together as Ricoh could not send an engineer out until friday.........
A team meeting in 5 minutes and then i'm off to pub. Bollocks to it all.
On a funnier note the only pub with a TV in it near to our office has just had said its' Sky box stolen so none of our lot can watch the England game tomorrow. Of course I shall be safely entrenched indoors when the mighty scotland kick off at 6!!!!!
Joke
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tescos
with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Kmart,
nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of
course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think
they look alike, you d*ckhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe
anyone would shag you twice!"