OOM: A Lesson in Serious Sex (without actually doing it)

[scots_wolf]

Whiskey bottle in hand, Urquhart opens the door to his room. The braziers are lit, and the divan is inviting.

He turns to David. "I have no blackboard, but I can provide paper for schematic drawing and notes, if you want to?" he grins.

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[smallgayjew]

David giggles and drops onto the divan, smiling up at Urquhart. "How are you at drawing?"

[scots_wolf]

"Good enough so you know what I mean, and remember later what it was supposed to be," Urquhart says.

[smallgayjew]

"All right," David says, curling up and getting comfortable for the lesson. "Let's see it, then."

[scots_wolf]

Urquhart brings a notebook and a pen (just in case diagrams are actually needed, then settles down beside David.

And pours them more whiskey.

[smallgayjew]

David watches him avidly, eyes tracking each movement.

"So...where do we start?"

[scots_wolf]

"With what you know," Urquhart says. "So, what do you know about what" -- not 'Moist' -- "Alfred calls 'serious sex', apart from that it hurts when done wrong?"

[smallgayjew]

"Not much? I mean...I know where things go and all, but I don't know much about...how."

[scots_wolf]

"Gently, with lots of foreplay, preparation, and lubrication," Urquhart says. "Trying to ram a dry willie into a tight dry hole will lead to a world of hurt for all concerned."

[smallgayjew]

David winces at the idea.

"All right. So...how do you go about it, then? The preparation?"

[scots_wolf]

Urquhart leans in to kiss David, and strokes his back to put him at ease.

"With licking and teasing and lavishing a lot of attention on the area," he says. "Dabbing on oil to make things nice and slippery, putting in a finger or two until you're nice and relaxed, ready and eager for it."

[smallgayjew]

David shivers a bit at the description. "Like you've done with me before, then?"

[scots_wolf]

"Yes, along those lines," Urquhart says.

[smallgayjew]

David shifts a bit closer. "So what makes it different than what we've done?"

[scots_wolf]

"We didn't go all the way, with me or" -- Moist -- "Alfred inside you," Urquhart says.

[smallgayjew]

David nods, thoughtful. "But other than that it's the same?"

He doesn't think that sounds too terribly complicated.

[scots_wolf]

"You can't exactly flex a cock like a finger," Urquhart says. "So you've got to angle your body into the thrusts and the thrusts into the body."