On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Scotica sent to me...
Twelve learnteachs drumming
Eleven dougygyros piping
Ten sue_n_julias a-leaping
Nine ppfufs dancing
Eight julzjargons a-milking
Seven madbakers a-swimming
Six psychic_frogs a-skiing
Five me-e-e-edievalists
Four onomastics
Three names
Two historical linguistics
...and a gaelic in a chemotherapy.
I especially like the last five lines!