ill make it to the moon if i have to crawl
i know what i want to be for halloween this year:
i want to go as patrick bateman from "american psycho."
ill rent a tux, because i dont have money for an armani suit (shrug). ill splatter my face and hands with fake blood, put lots baby powder around my nose, and carry a large butchers knife.
im pretty sure very few people will get the joke, but i think its fucking hysterical.
p.s. - i told my assistant manager doug tonight that he was being a sarcastic, condescending asshole. he didnt do anything about it. he knew i was right, and that felt really good.
i want to go as patrick bateman from "american psycho."
ill rent a tux, because i dont have money for an armani suit (shrug). ill splatter my face and hands with fake blood, put lots baby powder around my nose, and carry a large butchers knife.
im pretty sure very few people will get the joke, but i think its fucking hysterical.
p.s. - i told my assistant manager doug tonight that he was being a sarcastic, condescending asshole. he didnt do anything about it. he knew i was right, and that felt really good.