the twelve days of rehab
i got the idea for this long ago, but i never followed through with it until tonight.
sing along with the tune and enjoy.
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the twelve days of rehab:
On the first day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
A pot leaf growing green tree.
On the second day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the third day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the fourth day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Four hits of smack
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the fifth day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Not…a…goddamn thing,
Four hits of smack,
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the sixth day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Six pipes a-smoking,
Not…a…goddamn thing,
Four hits of smack,
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the seventh day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Seven kegs a-draining,
Six pipes a-smoking,
Not…a…goddamn thing,
Four hits of smack,
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the eight day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Eight cops ignoring,
Seven kegs a-draining,
Six pipes a-smoking,
Not…a…goddamn thing,
Four hits of smack,
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the ninth day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Nine tweekers tweeking,
Eight cops ignoring,
Seven kegs a-draining,
Six pipes a-smoking,
Not…a…goddamn thing,
Four hits of smack,
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the tenth day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Ten blunts a-flaming,
Nine tweekers tweeking,
Eight cops ignoring,
Seven kegs a-draining,
Six pipes a-smoking,
Not…a…goddamn thing,
Four hits of smack,
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the eleventh day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Eleven shrooms a-growing,
Ten blunts a-flaming,
Nine tweekers tweeking,
Eight cops ignoring,
Seven kegs a-draining,
Six pipes a-smoking,
Not…a…goddamn thing,
Four hits of smack,
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the twelfth day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Twelve junkies jonesing,
Eleven shrooms a-growing,
Ten blunts a-flaming,
Nine tweekers tweeking,
Eight cops ignoring,
Seven kegs a-draining,
Six pipes a-smoking,
Not…a…goddamn thing,
Four hits of smack,
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
sing along with the tune and enjoy.
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the twelve days of rehab:
On the first day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
A pot leaf growing green tree.
On the second day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the third day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the fourth day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Four hits of smack
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the fifth day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Not…a…goddamn thing,
Four hits of smack,
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the sixth day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Six pipes a-smoking,
Not…a…goddamn thing,
Four hits of smack,
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the seventh day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Seven kegs a-draining,
Six pipes a-smoking,
Not…a…goddamn thing,
Four hits of smack,
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the eight day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Eight cops ignoring,
Seven kegs a-draining,
Six pipes a-smoking,
Not…a…goddamn thing,
Four hits of smack,
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the ninth day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Nine tweekers tweeking,
Eight cops ignoring,
Seven kegs a-draining,
Six pipes a-smoking,
Not…a…goddamn thing,
Four hits of smack,
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the tenth day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Ten blunts a-flaming,
Nine tweekers tweeking,
Eight cops ignoring,
Seven kegs a-draining,
Six pipes a-smoking,
Not…a…goddamn thing,
Four hits of smack,
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the eleventh day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Eleven shrooms a-growing,
Ten blunts a-flaming,
Nine tweekers tweeking,
Eight cops ignoring,
Seven kegs a-draining,
Six pipes a-smoking,
Not…a…goddamn thing,
Four hits of smack,
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.
On the twelfth day of rehab,
My drug lord sent to me
Twelve junkies jonesing,
Eleven shrooms a-growing,
Ten blunts a-flaming,
Nine tweekers tweeking,
Eight cops ignoring,
Seven kegs a-draining,
Six pipes a-smoking,
Not…a…goddamn thing,
Four hits of smack,
Three lines of coke,
Two vials of acid,
And a pot leaf growing green tree.