Restoring balance in the universe

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Tony Parker repeatedly cheated on Longhoria? After that garish glorious wedding in a French castle? After a myriad of trashy colorful articles about their sex life? After all those awkward casual shots of them on the red carpet? After they hobnobbed with the Beckhams and Mario Lopez?

Ok, I'll stop, but I'll be laughing all day about it. Maybe all week.