Weapon of Mass Construction
Aired August 12, 2010
Topic: The NYC Muslim community center Ground Zero mosque
Highlight: The first amendment begins with guaranteeing the free exercise of religion, even and especially unpopular religion. That just might make the Founding Fathers terrorists (I hear Ben Franklin got 72 virgins)
Borderline Personality
Aired August 18, 2010
Topic: Illegal immigration
Highlight: Mexico is run by Mexicans (Just like Stephen's house)
What If You Threw A Peace And Nobody Came?
Aired August 19, 2010
Topic: The end of the Iraq War, except for the 50,000 non-combat troops still there
Highlight: Landing on the aircraft carrier with the Mission Accomplished banner. That is how you do it! (Even when you haven't done it). Actually, Stephen's end of the war announcement was pretty epic.
Losing His Religion
Aired August 23, 2010
Topic: 18% of Americans believe President Obama is a Muslim
Highlight: 30% of Republicans feel Obama is Muslim, not because they're ignorant, crazy racists (But it doesn't hurt)
Control-Self-Delete
Aired August 24, 2010
Topic: Social networking threatening career prospects
Highlight: Once you're a disfigured, nameless loner, you'll be the ideal job candidate (See: Lieberman)