Fail Tales

Apr 12, 2013 17:36

Me: you should look up "Goddamned" by Jay Brannan
it pretty much encapsulates my feelings about Mythology in general and greek mythology in particular
Kayla: lol
Me: what?
Kayla: I'm just imagining you writing a song about greek mythology.
"It's all a bunch of dicks. Doing dickish things. Fuck those dudes. Dananananana."
Me: bahahahahaaaaa
true
also basically what Jay Brannan wrote, except he's more eloquent than I

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Kayla: <3333333
You are a magical princess
Me: ...stfu
Kayla: lol
Me: no, seriously
Kayla: a magical grimm's fairytale princess that exacts vengeance on her enemies and writes book shop aus with me?
:D?
Me: Noooooo
I'm NOT a princess
Stop it
Kayla: Fine fine
WHY ARE YOU DISCRIMINATING AGAINST PRINCESSES ECHO
PRINCESSES ARE PEOPLE TOO
Me: I'M FINE WITH THEM AS PEOPLE, I'M JUST NOT ONE OF THEM
S
T
F
U
Kayla: dying
OKAY I SWEAR
YOU'RE NOT A PRINCESS
YOU'RE STILL MY BFF THOUGH
Me: BY THE MOON AND THE STARS IN THE SKY
I'LL BE THERE
Kayla: DYING
YOU WILL BE SURPRISED HOW OFTEN I ACTUALLY CLAP WHEN I SAY I CLAP AT SOMETHING
I LEGIT JUST CLAPPED
Me: \o/
I'm going to send you a plaque
and all it will say is
AAAAAAAIIIIAAAA
WILL ALWAYS LOOOVE YOOOOOOOUUUUUAAAAAAHHHH
and you can stare at it every day
and marvel
that you know someone that lame
Kayla: Dude, I *am* someone that lame
What are you even talking about
I made Natalie a mix CD that had 13 tracks of "Tears of an Angel"
And was bookended by "Spider Pig" and "Always" by Erasure
Me: omg whateven
Kayla: WE ARE VERY MUCH ALIKE, YOU AND I

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