you know the type...loud as a motorbike...but wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight.

[scorpionhoney]

*fighting the third-wheel syndrome

*sex and the city reruns in the dvd player

*iron and wine in the car cd player

*jay-z on the stereo

*reading about world geography to feel smart

*the garbage disposal is broken

*it's that sticky kind of hot outside

*but I like my apartment, so here I shall stay.