Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In April I gave
honestlyjustme a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Thursday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In February I bought porn for
starsingindiva (-10 points). In November I bought porn for
angelofhell06 (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (8 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
scorpiogurl2005
MIKE! I TOLD YOU I WOULD CORRUPT YOU!