(no subject)
There are a maximum of three steps to fixing any problem anywhere.
Step 1 - Taser. If ineffective, proceed to steps two and three.
Step 2 - Tee ball bat*
Step 3 - Woodchipper
Note: You may add a 'phase' to step 2 involving threats, but generally if they've already been tased it's just a waste of breath.
*If you proceed fully with step 2 I recommend continuing to step 3 just to cover all of your bases.
Step 1 - Taser. If ineffective, proceed to steps two and three.
Step 2 - Tee ball bat*
Step 3 - Woodchipper
Note: You may add a 'phase' to step 2 involving threats, but generally if they've already been tased it's just a waste of breath.
*If you proceed fully with step 2 I recommend continuing to step 3 just to cover all of your bases.