"Did Howie Day try to rape you?" "WHAT?!?"
Today I was on my lunch break when I noticed I had a text message from Fergy (Sarah)saying, "I found ur glasses, oh yeah I met Howie Day last nite." So I called her and she told me that apparently Howie Day and Gavin DeGraw were driving through Pella on their tour and decided to stop at Woody's Bar because it looked "off the beaten path." I asked her if Howie Day assaulted her; I read in SPIN that he tried to keep some girl on this tour bus or something and he got arrested. She kind of freaked out but then settled down when she realized she or Hightower could've easily kicked his coked-out, skinny ass. I guess he stumbled into the bar with his manager right behind him saying, "Yeah, this is Howie Day. Y'know, Howie Day. Yup, Howie Day," flashing tons of cash everywhere in an attempt to get Howie Day laid. Hightower gave them a few comp'ed drinks (He gives everybody free drinks, even I get free drinks!) and they gave him a $50 tip then invited Sarah and him on their tour bus. Once on the bus Howie Day asked Hightower if he could get him some blow. Hightower said the closest shit he knew of was four hours away but that he could get pot for them. Howie Day and his manager declined because they "don't do depressants.."...yet they were in a bar. I thought the whole scenario was pretty funny. Moral of the story: Howie Day is a total douchebag...Like I ever had any doubt in my mind.