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So this is my entry about Minneapolis and some of the things I learned. If you want any details just ask:
-If you poop on a bus on a Friday, it stays with you until Sunday.
-Riding backwards is the only way to travel.
-Never step forward of the white line.
-Scott wants to rape himself.
-I look good in hats made out of newspaper when I'm drunk.
-"Words are like turds."
-At 10 AM on Saturday, on the 4th Floor you can get free sociology books if you say you're teaching a class. Just ask Rafie.
-Liz is hilarious. Brittany is a fucking psycho. Lauren really is a good person. Courtney is more annoying than he lets on. Tweeton has scratchy hair; Scott's is like straw; Jeff's is luxorious. Nick is kind of cool. When D.C. laughs it sounds like someone is trying to start a mo-ped
-I took at least one shot of Jager with every person at our hotel party in the bathroom. I somehow made it to Applebee's which I mistook for Chili's and started saying "I want an electric lemonade!" The waiter made me a special drink. Lauren drew me a picture and took a shot of tequila. Scott got a margarita and posed like Jim Morrison some more. It was the best dinner ever.
-I saw a guy who got stabbed.
-After midnight, people roam the streets in full Dalmation costumes.
-Scott's so in love with himself it's sickening.
-I bought the YYY's "Master" EP at Let it Be records.
-Lauren and Scott got free personality tests. It turns out they're both irresponsible and he's secretly depressed. He made a Jim Morrison face.
-Sarah bought me a Reservoir Dogs button.
-I saw $20 on the sidewalk and pushed everyone out of the way to grab it. They all called me a Jew.
-The pope died.
-Harris only assigns weird, creepy books to his classes.
-That bitch Emmalee got a haircut.
-Scott's self-obsession is disgusting but he can be so funny.
-I didn't get to wear my new dress.
-I still haven't unpacked.
-If you poop on a bus on a Friday, it stays with you until Sunday.
-Riding backwards is the only way to travel.
-Never step forward of the white line.
-Scott wants to rape himself.
-I look good in hats made out of newspaper when I'm drunk.
-"Words are like turds."
-At 10 AM on Saturday, on the 4th Floor you can get free sociology books if you say you're teaching a class. Just ask Rafie.
-Liz is hilarious. Brittany is a fucking psycho. Lauren really is a good person. Courtney is more annoying than he lets on. Tweeton has scratchy hair; Scott's is like straw; Jeff's is luxorious. Nick is kind of cool. When D.C. laughs it sounds like someone is trying to start a mo-ped
-I took at least one shot of Jager with every person at our hotel party in the bathroom. I somehow made it to Applebee's which I mistook for Chili's and started saying "I want an electric lemonade!" The waiter made me a special drink. Lauren drew me a picture and took a shot of tequila. Scott got a margarita and posed like Jim Morrison some more. It was the best dinner ever.
-I saw a guy who got stabbed.
-After midnight, people roam the streets in full Dalmation costumes.
-Scott's so in love with himself it's sickening.
-I bought the YYY's "Master" EP at Let it Be records.
-Lauren and Scott got free personality tests. It turns out they're both irresponsible and he's secretly depressed. He made a Jim Morrison face.
-Sarah bought me a Reservoir Dogs button.
-I saw $20 on the sidewalk and pushed everyone out of the way to grab it. They all called me a Jew.
-The pope died.
-Harris only assigns weird, creepy books to his classes.
-That bitch Emmalee got a haircut.
-Scott's self-obsession is disgusting but he can be so funny.
-I didn't get to wear my new dress.
-I still haven't unpacked.