✘ second beheading [video]

[mountfujibrow]

[ the feed flickers on to a shot of a... sort of dirty looking red-headed teenager, knees pulled to his chest, and mouth set into a grim line. ]

This is Kujo reporting in from treefort... I repeat treefort. It's getting cold out here, I don't know how long I'll manage to survive this may be [ dramatic sideglance-- ] the last time you see me alive

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[reddenedrage]

[ ...Did Mika know Benten is a male? There's an inkling in his brain that says he might have known but forgot; it mighta been cancelled out by all the crossdressing and shit.

A mutter. ] ...Forgot that one was a tranny.

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[reddenedrage]

Kid, don't give encourage that bitch.

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[mountfujibrow]

[ is. so. confused. ]

Tranny? Who's a tranny?

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[reddenedrage]

[ That is a common occurrence with this one..... ]

The bitch in heels.

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[mountfujibrow]

[ oh no. nononono

he can't mean-- ]

Ssshhh! He'll hear you!

[ s o b ]

He's going to stomp your head in if you don't be careful!!!

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[unorthodoxies]

[ Too damn late. ]

Listen up. Both of y'sons of fucks. I ain't a tranny, and I sure as hell ain't gonna be encouraged by a little shrimp with no goddamn taste to speak of.

Man, I hate carrot-tops.

[ Well, most of the time. ]

An' if you both don't stop spewin' shit, I'll do more than just stompin' in some heads.

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[reddenedrage]

[ oh hay, bff ]

You gotta lot of words to say for a guy who wears heels. Gonna do something about it? Or just keep talking?

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[unorthodoxies]

We'll see. First, I've gotta ask you a question. Don't worry, I'll make it short n'sweet -

It seems an awful lot like you've been purposefully eggin' me on, like you've been wantin' my company, hm?

If you want it so damn badly, guess I'll give it to you.

[ But not without a price. ]

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[reddenedrage]

Like hell. [ Except he's grinning as he says it. ] Who'd want to be around a thing like you, right?

[ Nobody except Mika, really, as Benten was able to hurt him and fight him evenly. Therefore, well.... Mika could focus on brother issues or someone that kicks ass at fighting. It's sorta clear which is being chose. ]

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[unorthodoxies]

Yeah, yeah. What the hell ever. You've got a crush, kid.

[ A snort. ]

And I ain't a thing. I'm a man. An' I've got the package to prove it.

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[reddenedrage]

[ There's an undignified snort to that. ] You wish, bitch. And saying you're a man with how you dress.... Ain't saying much for any package you got.

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[reddenedrage]

[ Yeah, that's about happened a couple times so far.... ]

Like I fucking care! Tell that he-she to come and find me if he wants!

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[mountfujibrow]

LOOK WHAT YOU DID! HE'S MAD AT BOTH OF US NOW!

[ oh my god. ]

A-ah don't talk to me anymore! We can't be associated--

My balls-- he's going to take them, and put them in a bag.

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[reddenedrage]

[ Sorry, Kujo, you get insane laughter for your panic. ]

What, you're scared? Come on! You're saying you're friends with that tramp and you can't fight worth shit? Defend yourself.

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[mountfujibrow]

Of course I'm scared! [ balls in a bag, WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?! ]

How am I supposed to defend myself? I don't know how to fight or anything! All I'm good at are video games-- and soccer. [ s o b ]

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[reddenedrage]

...Wait, you're actually just a fucking kid? What the hell are you doing around that one, then?