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[mydaddyissues]

[ From the looks of it, this new face has been messing around with the Forge for upwards of twenty minutes. His face is twisted in a most unhappy expression that was probably brought on by waking up in this room and being greeted with such a poor explanation as to why he was here and then intensified by the fact he couldn't get this godforsaken

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[justicelobster]

[ If Stannis Baratheon had harboured even the slightst belief in R'Hllor, that belief left him at this very moment. Of all the dead men (boys) to see here, one of them had to be this abomination.

Even Tywin Lannister might have been a more welcome sight. He couldn't help but wonder how long this murmer's farce would go on. One look at the boy told you all you needed to know. There was not a drop of Baratheon blood in him.

Yet, what was he to do?

It is as though I am once again at King's Landing. Only this time, he did not even have his Onion Knight. ]

Joffrey.

[ there is a distinct lack of "nephew". ]

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[mydaddyissues]

[ His Uncle Jaime seems to wish that the farce continue and all facades kept up - he had already warned Joffrey to keep his ears closed - as it seems others have closed their eyes or their mouths to that blazingly obvious, blond headed secret. ]

[ They'll have to see how well that keeps up, however, with family members popping up like plot devices and with the only member who truly had his preservation at heart being absent. ]

It's Your Grace, Uncle.

[ Although he somehow has this magical ability - it's really magical - that makes the word "uncle" sound like "traitor". ]

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[justicelobster]

[ Perhaps it would be wise not to order around an experienced battle commander who is twice your size.

He hears the tone the boy is taking and it only serves to irritate him. He wants almost nothing more than to see Joffrey dead and burried.

Though when the truth comes out to Robert, I wager that he may do just that to the boy. ]

You have no right to that title. Not here, and not in Westeros.

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[mydaddyissues]

[ Not wise indeed. But Joffrey is not known for his wise actions in regards to those who might later hurt him. ]

[ Eddard Stark - case and point now that he's shown up here and is apparently no ghost. ]

[ His face colored at his jab, and his lip twitched upward in a pure look of agitation. And when he spoke, Joffrey practically spat; ]

I have every right.

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[justicelobster]

You would do well to watch the tone you take with me, boy. You are little more than a leech on the land.

[ How he wishes that he could put this abomination back into the grave that the Imp had made for him. Yet, he cannot do such a thing. Not until Robert knows.

He couldn't help but wonder if Lord Stark would let his damned honor get the best of him and hold his tongue. ]

And even if you were not, here, my elder brother lives. [ Not your father. ] And with that goes any supposed right to any throne.