03-2 [voice of the accidental variety | backdated to before the event]

[slaythemoon]

-- won’t it go in?

[His tone is that of someone who’s obviously been trying to do something for a little while now, only to be met with repeated difficulty and failure. Like trying to loosen a lid on a jar that just won’t come off.

There’s a long pause, punctuated by labored breathing... and then...]Should’ve... fuckin’... asked somebody if... it

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[sewing_prince]

[Wat.]

[No, seriously. Wat.]

[Ishida is just going to stare at the Forge forever and ever as his mind process what exactly he is hearing.]

[And instead of concentrating on the fact that he can hear this, he's just going to smirk.]

I do believe you just gave me the best belated birthday present I could have ever asked for.

[slaythemoon]

...We're just going to pretend I have a fucking clue what you're talking about and just say "yeah, okay, whatever".

[sewing_prince]

Do you have any idea what that sounded like, Kurosaki?

[slaythemoon]

... given what everybody else keeps saying, I don't think I wanna know.

[sewing_prince]

No... you probably don't.

[slaythemoon]

...then why are you telling me that?

[sewing_prince]

Because it's not often that I get to see you make an utter fool of yourself over the Forge?

[slaythemoon]

...I wasn't. I was getting into my body. It's not my fault everybody here is fucked in the head.

[sewing_prince]

[He wants to say more on the subject, but something more pressing has caught his attention.]

You couldn't get into your body?

[slaythemoon]

No. And it was like it kept trying to push me back out. Like it was too much to shove inside or something... but when I just gave up and stopped trying to force it, it went really easy.

[sewing_prince]

Have you tried getting out of your body?

[slaythemoon]

I... don't want to attempt it. What if I do and I still look like a freak?

[sewing_prince]

[Bites his tongue. He holds himself back from saying his first response, because it's something that he's had directed at himself too.]

You won't know till you try it, will you?

[slaythemoon]

I think I'll wait on that one.