03-2 [voice of the accidental variety | backdated to before the event]

[slaythemoon]

-- won’t it go in?

[His tone is that of someone who’s obviously been trying to do something for a little while now, only to be met with repeated difficulty and failure. Like trying to loosen a lid on a jar that just won’t come off.

There’s a long pause, punctuated by labored breathing... and then...]Should’ve... fuckin’... asked somebody if... it

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[prevaricatress]

[ someone's vagina might have just cringed. ]

Don't use scissors.

[voice]

[slaythemoon]

Oh hell no. It's too damn long so it's gotta come off.

[voice]

[prevaricatress]

You're going to hurt someone.

[voice]

[slaythemoon]

[Now he's a little confused.]

Why? It's just hair...

[voice]

[prevaricatress]

[ ... ]

[ syegvjdfhb ]

What?

[voice]

[slaythemoon]

I was looking for scissors to cut my hair off.

[voice]

[prevaricatress]

Wh...at were you trying to put your hair into?

[voice]

[slaythemoon]

I was trying to get back into my body. The hair was kind of an unwanted side effect. I was hoping it'd go away so I didn't have a mullet from hell, but so much for that idea.

[voice]

[prevaricatress]

Hair doesn't...it doesn't just go back in your head, you know.

[voice]

[slaythemoon]

I've never had this much hair before. I thought it'd just fit in without having to change my body to make space for it.

[voice]

[prevaricatress]

...Have you ever had a hair cut?

[voice]

[slaythemoon]

Well, yeah, but I never let it get this long before.