03-2 [voice of the accidental variety | backdated to before the event]

[slaythemoon]

-- won’t it go in?

[His tone is that of someone who’s obviously been trying to do something for a little while now, only to be met with repeated difficulty and failure. Like trying to loosen a lid on a jar that just won’t come off.

There’s a long pause, punctuated by labored breathing... and then...]Should’ve... fuckin’... asked somebody if... it

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[turncloak]

Perhaps, friend, some lubrication would serve to ease your way - natural or otherwise.

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[slaythemoon]

Do they even make that for this sort of thing?

...wait, what do you mean by "natural"?

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[turncloak]

If you're doing it right I should think that would be obvious. Or perhaps I am mistaken, and you're choosing a rear entry? Goose grease, lard, or oil in a pinch.

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[slaythemoon]

So if I try it from the front next time, I shouldn't have a problem?

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[turncloak]

With enough preparation, your sword shall never be too big for its scabbard, as it were.

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[slaythemoon]

[He has absolutely NO clue what Theon's talking about, but he's just gonna go with it!]

Thanks!