Retrace 11 || [Voice]
Greetings again, Anatole! You know, I've realized I never speak to the Forge network unless I'm feeling partiiicularly philosophical. How nauseatingly self-indulgent of me, don't you agree?
So I won't do that tonight! Instead, I'm going to be aaaalllll business, heehee. Perhaps I'm being a touch shameless in my advertising, but I certainly wouldn't be the first to do it!
[That is not at all a jab at Priscilla about her Patrol announcements. Or Alliance. Or whatever it's being called now. Ahem.]
Some of you may know, I run a private detective agency! I've gathered an eclectic staff, and while we are certainly still hiring, we are also very much open for business. Aaaanything you might not want to bother a police force with, we can absolutely take care of for you. We wouldn't want to overburden the Alliance, would we?
If you would like to get in touch, you can contact me, Xerxes Break, at Forge #33227228. I veeeryy much look forward to hearing from you!
[There is an odd pause, as if he intended to turn off the feed but something compels him not to. There's the sound of fumbling and a breath pop as he draws the Forge back toward his mouth.]
Ah ahhh! Perhaps I am a liar, Anatole, as I doooo have one philosophical question for you after all.
Have you ever felt like this city is personally out to get you? That there is almost some sort of Will at its core that would like, very particularly, to see you suffer?
...
Hypothetically, of course.
Food for thought! ♥
[End feed.]
So I won't do that tonight! Instead, I'm going to be aaaalllll business, heehee. Perhaps I'm being a touch shameless in my advertising, but I certainly wouldn't be the first to do it!
[That is not at all a jab at Priscilla about her Patrol announcements. Or Alliance. Or whatever it's being called now. Ahem.]
Some of you may know, I run a private detective agency! I've gathered an eclectic staff, and while we are certainly still hiring, we are also very much open for business. Aaaanything you might not want to bother a police force with, we can absolutely take care of for you. We wouldn't want to overburden the Alliance, would we?
If you would like to get in touch, you can contact me, Xerxes Break, at Forge #33227228. I veeeryy much look forward to hearing from you!
[There is an odd pause, as if he intended to turn off the feed but something compels him not to. There's the sound of fumbling and a breath pop as he draws the Forge back toward his mouth.]
Ah ahhh! Perhaps I am a liar, Anatole, as I doooo have one philosophical question for you after all.
Have you ever felt like this city is personally out to get you? That there is almost some sort of Will at its core that would like, very particularly, to see you suffer?
...
Hypothetically, of course.
Food for thought! ♥
[End feed.]