001 // [video]

[sexymandroid]

[The feed turns on to show a very confused looking man.]

Uh.. hello? Yes, is this thing on?

[He taps the device with one finger.]I think there’s been some kind of mistake

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[braided_icarus]

....What?

[sexymandroid]

Hey, you, local boy.

Where is the nearest five-star hotel?

[braided_icarus]

....What do you mean five-star? And no, I ain't local. I was brought here same as you.

[sexymandroid]

[Is this city really so backwards that it doesn't have a 5-star hotel?]

Alright, I'll settle for a four-star hotel.

[braided_icarus]

They don't have anything too fancy here. Haven't you had a look around yet? At the state of this place.

[sexymandroid]

I just got here. I thought maybe this was the bad part of town.

[braided_icarus]

...This whole place is a 'bad part' of town then.

[sexymandroid]

So much for finding decent accommodations.

[braided_icarus]

Pretty much.