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[saltsandburns]

[ The feed is set on video, and you all have one very unimpressed Dean to deal with. ]

Right, okay. Let me just throw this out there right away; am I dead? 'Cause really, that wasn't the deal. [ It came due too early if that really is the case. ] And not to be nit-picky, but boy, this wasn't what I was expecting. [ Where's the hellfire and

Comments

[lilbloodeyes]

...what's a bitch.

[saltsandburns]

[ .....What is wrong with everyone here? ]

You another slow one left behind? Great. [ Was he put in the dumb demon corner of Hell or something? ]

[lilbloodeyes]

....not slow. I can show you.

[saltsandburns]

[ Brow raise. ]

Show me what? [ Maybe he's the slow one. But then again, he wasn't talking about her speed. ]

[lilbloodeyes]

Not. Stupid. Not slow.

Tch. Stupid human.

[saltsandburns]

[ Oh hey, come on, he might be a bit slow sometimes but no need to point it out!

Anyway, she gets a glare, and it's not for being called dumb. ]

Stupid human, huh? So what does that make you? Some nasty-ass demon? 'Cause I know how to deal with those, slow or fast.

[lilbloodeyes]

[She snorts, glaring back. She doesn't like being called a demon either, no matter if she's a monster or not.]

No. Half human. Warrior.

[saltsandburns]

Half human? [ Oh god what. ] One of your parents must've been into some kinky shit, huh?

[lilbloodeyes]

No. Human. But I was made this way.

Half human. Half yoma.

[saltsandburns]

...Half what?

[lilbloodeyes]

Yoma.

[saltsandburns]

Yeah, that's not in my dictionary.

[lilbloodeyes]

Mmmm. Is what I am.

[saltsandburns]

[ She's giving him a headache... ]

Okay, okay, whatever. So you're some half-yoma, half-human thing -- but you're also a warrior? How's that workin' out for you?

[lilbloodeyes]

Fine. Just fine.

[saltsandburns]

[ ... ]

You're not really the talkative type, are you?