// 035. [video]
[Sitting at a small table inside the shop, a small smudge of flour on her nose. A small glass terrarium sits on the tabletop, and with three brightly colored butterflies inside. (Two pink, one teal if you're looking.)]
Just an eff-why-eye that Elric and Summers Muffin Alchemy Incorporated is fully incorporational again. I mean operational.
For those of you that are new, you get a free muffin. Think of it as a welcome and an apology all rolled into one. Only sometimes rolled with alchemy.
If you're on the patrol you get a free one before your shift. I recommend the Kunsel, because who doesn't like silver sparkles, right? If you're blonde and silver eyed, don't even worry about paying - they're on the house. Anatolians now get thirty percent off, and um...
...we have music still, and the Bee-Eff-Eff corner's still open if you're not a jerkface.
Or using it to make out in.
H-how about that craziness, huh? I hope everybody's okay and back to...
...has anyone seen Rex around? Or Ezio? I thought that...
[She trails off. It's quiet a moment and then:]
Oh! One last thing. If you're a mass murdering, psychopathic fuckhead in a bird mask? Yeah, you get nothing.
Ever.
Just an eff-why-eye that Elric and Summers Muffin Alchemy Incorporated is fully incorporational again. I mean operational.
For those of you that are new, you get a free muffin. Think of it as a welcome and an apology all rolled into one. Only sometimes rolled with alchemy.
If you're on the patrol you get a free one before your shift. I recommend the Kunsel, because who doesn't like silver sparkles, right? If you're blonde and silver eyed, don't even worry about paying - they're on the house. Anatolians now get thirty percent off, and um...
...we have music still, and the Bee-Eff-Eff corner's still open if you're not a jerkface.
Or using it to make out in.
H-how about that craziness, huh? I hope everybody's okay and back to...
...has anyone seen Rex around? Or Ezio? I thought that...
[She trails off. It's quiet a moment and then:]
Oh! One last thing. If you're a mass murdering, psychopathic fuckhead in a bird mask? Yeah, you get nothing.
Ever.