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[applelimber]

Not the only ones who what, eat people? Yeah, yeah, tell me about it. It's pretty damn sad when you're used to fighting things like that.

The thing I wanna know is...what the hell did those things put on their blades? That stuff could put me out of business.

[Who needs booze when there's...elf toxin.I'm just happy to be alive. So this weekend I'

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[video] mrr, I always forget that!

[moarnomsplz]

So... 'happy', happ-ee hour is like a blind date? A human expression?

[Ax will begin to think he has understood the human use of language, such as mastering the use of 'bloody,' only to discover some use of words he does not understand at all, such as this one, which declares some human hour to be happy, but does not seem to mean it.]

Why do they not say what they mean?

[video] I'm the same way!

[applelimber]

That's right kid, one that I picked up myself.

Eh, it's more fun this way. Hey, why don't you stop by and I'll show you the ropes.

[...]

Oh, that's one of those expressions too.

[video] <3

[moarnomsplz]

[Ax looks slightly peevish.] It is not more fun for those of us who are used to words making-ing sense, sen-suh, and meaning the same thing, ing, from one day to the next.

[But he recovers quickly, and catches himself in time to avoid asking what is unusual or noteworthy about these ropes.]

I have been meaning-ing to ask you a related question, shun. [He might straighten slightly, in an attempt to appear normal and respectable.] I ree, require employment. Do you need help at your establishment, mint? I would like to learn how to cook human foods.

Re: [video] <3

[applelimber]

You'll catch on.

[Seemingly unsympathetic, but also a vote of confidence. She's learned to expect great things from the clueless.]

Are you asking for a job?

[Helen blinks, her expression blank for a moment. But before he can start feeling too awkward, a bright smile crosses her lips.]

Oh hell yeah. My help keeps disappearing!

[Err. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER. Honest.]

When can you start?

[video]

[moarnomsplz]

[That was unexpectedly easy. Ax has obtained employment before, but he does not remember very much of his career.]

I can begin as soon as you need me to!

[video]

[applelimber]

I could probably use the help this weekend. Might as well jump right in with both feet, right?

[video]

[moarnomsplz]

I would not attempt jumping-ing with only two feet, but I will do my best to help.