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[Elena's face is too close to the Forge. But she backs away quickly, stands straight and proud.]
I know everyone's probably busy doing...whatever it is that people who aren't Turks do, but you have to see this!
[She moves out of the way, the video now focused on Salty sitting and looking attentive.
Well. As attentive as a robot dog can look.]
Okay, Salty. Beg!
[He immediately sits up on his hind legs, drawing his front paws into the air.]
Good boy! Now. Roll over!
[The dog drops to the floor and rolls over. All very impressive, no doubt. But Elena's been training him. So she has one more trick to show off.]
Kill!
[This would be the part where Salty's supposed to attack a stuffed dummy in the corner. Instead, he just tilts his head at the Forge.]
Come on, Salty. Kill! Wait! Where are you going!
[Salty bounds out of sight for a moment. When he returns, there's a grenade in his mouth.
It's missing the pin.]
No, don't kill me, you idiot!
[Err. Video off. Elena needs to find something real quick.]
I know everyone's probably busy doing...whatever it is that people who aren't Turks do, but you have to see this!
[She moves out of the way, the video now focused on Salty sitting and looking attentive.
Well. As attentive as a robot dog can look.]
Okay, Salty. Beg!
[He immediately sits up on his hind legs, drawing his front paws into the air.]
Good boy! Now. Roll over!
[The dog drops to the floor and rolls over. All very impressive, no doubt. But Elena's been training him. So she has one more trick to show off.]
Kill!
[This would be the part where Salty's supposed to attack a stuffed dummy in the corner. Instead, he just tilts his head at the Forge.]
Come on, Salty. Kill! Wait! Where are you going!
[Salty bounds out of sight for a moment. When he returns, there's a grenade in his mouth.
It's missing the pin.]
No, don't kill me, you idiot!
[Err. Video off. Elena needs to find something real quick.]