[voice]

[charmprince]

[This is the most mortified voice in the world.]

...I don't want one word.

.....Also, Arthur? I think I, uh, have a few things of yours. Mostly shiny things, nothing I think is too important or... breakable.

Though I'm inclined to say that if you really wanted to keep them you wouldn't have tricked six-year-old me into hunting you down only to find an empty room.