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[silvereyedlion]

[Hey! Trees! Lots of them. The Forge seems to be on the ground, facing skyward, and for a moment all there is is treetops and a white, hazy sky.]

[Then something rather large and shadowy blocks out the light. After the picture adjusts, you can see it's the tip of a very large sword, being held in one hand with perfect steadiness by someone who...

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70% less packaging...same great taste.

[pratservant]

That still sounds wasteful.

oh gosh this is going to be interesting

[silvereyedlion]

[now there's god damn kids in his box what the everloving f]

I didn't ask your opinion.

And it isn't.

[pratservant]

That doesn't mean I can't give it.

You might need it. But at the very least, it isn't yours to break.

[silvereyedlion]

Then why was it given to me with no instructions on how to use it?

[pratservant]

Maybe it was assumed that you could figure it out.

[silvereyedlion]

I figured out that I could use it for practice, but apparently that isn't good enough for you.

Did you create this thing?

[pratservant]

If you came up with one idea on your own, I'm sure you can come up with another.

And no, I just found one.

[silvereyedlion]

If you're not the creator, then don't presume to tell me what I must use it for.

I doubt it was made so I can talk to irritating children, and yet I'm doing that anyway.

[pratservant]

If it makes you feel any better, you're very bad at it.

[silvereyedlion]

They didn't include mindless chatter in my training. Do you have anything useful to say, boy, or are you only here to waste my time?

[pratservant]

Sorry, I only say useful things to my friends.