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Jul 23, 2011 00:28

[ good morning anatole! beautiful weather, isn't it? perfect for flying, don't you think? the forge certainly thinks so, since it is flyyyyyiiiiiiiiiing-- oh, hello there ground

crackoh, you are not very forgiving or soft at all, ground. well. the sky looks nice and sky-ey, doesn't it? even if you can only see that narrow strip of it above this ( Read more... )

!ezio auditore da firenze, shirley, maes hughes, -event: turn back the clock, sebastian michaelis, teresa

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charmprince July 23 2011, 04:35:28 UTC

You're gonna get in trouble.

manscruff July 23 2011, 04:44:35 UTC

[ oh god talking box WHAT IS EVERYTHING and why does it try and sass him. why. whyyyyyyyyy. sort of shouting down at it now. ]

Scusi?

charmprince July 23 2011, 04:47:11 UTC

[SASSBOX USED SASS.]

Who's Skoosy? I'm Asellus.

manscruff July 23 2011, 17:21:18 UTC

[ it is super effective! like usual! :( why are you talkin' at him like that... ]

Ah-- my apologies.

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popparazzi July 23 2011, 04:43:45 UTC

Well, I guess that could have been worse.

manscruff July 23 2011, 17:22:39 UTC

[ OKAY UM the box is no longer talking like a tiny child. HE IS STAYING ON THE ROOF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ]

... Worse?

popparazzi July 23 2011, 17:49:55 UTC

You could have fallen too.

manscruff July 23 2011, 18:11:41 UTC

[ shrugging, ]

It's not that far.

video; thenobledie July 23 2011, 04:57:55 UTC

[ oh. oh. it is time to troll. ]

How graceless, Ezio.

video; manscruff July 23 2011, 17:24:12 UTC

[ >C THE BOX KNOWS HIS NAME. and it is a... lady now... WHAT IS GOING ON. ]

... How do you know my name?

video; thenobledie July 23 2011, 18:57:27 UTC

We know many things about you.

[ well, this IS true. ]

video; manscruff July 23 2011, 19:12:58 UTC

"We" being...?

[ well, the fact that he's a hobag is common knowledge... ]

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video prescientblade July 23 2011, 05:01:26 UTC

[Well that's a. Something.]

Ezio?

video manscruff July 23 2011, 17:26:33 UTC

[ what is going on........... he is so (unsure) at everything right now. ]

... Sì?

video prescientblade July 24 2011, 00:57:34 UTC

So it is you. I don't remember you being so clumsy.

[Or not ruggedly shaggy.]

Drinking much lately?

video manscruff July 24 2011, 01:44:59 UTC

[ .... wat. ]

... My apologies, madonna, but you must have me confused with someone else. [ ... you know, that other italian dude in a hood running around on rooftops. ]

[Voice] demon_andbutler July 23 2011, 16:47:07 UTC

...

Are you quite all right?

[Voice] manscruff July 23 2011, 17:38:32 UTC

[ OKAY. TALKING ASELLUS-BOX. PICK A VOICE. AND A TOPIC. AND STICK TO IT. GOD. he is just gonna perch here on the edge of this roof and talk down to you, you SKETCHY THING, YOU. ]

... I am.

[Voice] demon_andbutler July 23 2011, 18:10:42 UTC

Excellent. I was afraid you might have taken a similarly nasty spill.

[...AND YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR, SIR.]

[video, THIS IS ALL VIDEO] manscruff July 23 2011, 18:51:12 UTC

[ didn't they just... have... this conversation. ]

Oh. [ something like a nervous laugh. ] No, nothing like tha--

[ there's a shout from one of the taller apartment buildings behind him, something along the lines of "oy, get down from there, scorched, 'afore i start usin' you for target practice!" ezio, only recently... recovered(?) from being wanted for murder, starts and whips his head around to look in the direction of the shout, then makes the snap decision that maybe this roof isn't the safest place to be and. um. hops off the edge of the roof.

he lands on the balls of his feet, letting the the shock roll his weight forward and catching the rest of the impact on his palms and the knee he brings into contact with the ground (his boots conveniently include padded leather kneepads, it looks like...). ]

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