17 [Video... for once]

[slaythemoon]

[Have a rather amused and very happy Ichigo holding both hands up to the Forge, completely devoid of any strings.]

About time something went my way for once!

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[stakesthings]

Pretty sure this is the only time I've ever seen a guy brag about being dateless.

[slaythemoon]

It's not bragging, it's expressing happiness at finally being off the hook for something.

...besides, it's one less thing to be interrogated about later.

[stakesthings]

So. Speaking of dates, have I mentioned that I've got one with your father?

[YUP]

[slaythemoon]

[That thump just now? That's the sound of the Forge clattering to the floor in horror. There's a long pause before he speaks, though it's fainter, since he's almost afraid to touch the thing.]

Y-you're joking, right?

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[stakesthings]

Does this look like a jokey face?

[slaythemoon]

I'm sorry?

[Wait. This means... and Isshin likes to talk about... no... oh god no... AREWYETHBERFGYZDJZSHZFGVDVFSCBZDFNHGFNBSDF NO!]

Can't you just... I dunno... take it off or something? You REALLY don't wanna go through with that...

[stakesthings]

We're just getting cheap food. Trust me, I'm a cheap foodie.

[Doublemeat Palace employee 2001!]

[slaythemoon]

That's not the point! He's my DAD!

Dammit, this place fucking hates me.

[stakesthings]

DILFs need love too!

[...not that she's giving him any love. At all.]

[slaythemoon]

I think I'm going to regret asking this, but . . . what's a DILF?

[stakesthings]

Daddy I'd like to-- you know, you probably don't want to know.

[slaythemoon]

[...]

[......]

[. . . . . . . . .]

[That silence is the sound of complete and utter horror. Congratulations, Buffy, you've broken Ichigo.]

[stakesthings]

So... is everything working all right over there?

[slaythemoon]

Did you have to explain it to me?

[stakesthings]

You did ask.

[slaythemoon]

I'm sorry I did.