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I suppose it will become tradition for Anatole to follow each disaster with a celebration. [ he's not one to judge. he is from 15th century italy. poorly timed parties are not unheard of. a slight pause. you can almost hear the wry smile in his voice. ] Madonna, your little shadow is having trouble deciding whose feet to follow.
[ FUCK FILTERS nonno is too cool for them, actually no, that is a lie, he is just lazy not in the mood to try and brain them. technology is confusing, guys! :( besides, he's totally good at being vague enough. he has no real comment to make on recent events, just observations which he will reserve for himself and his impartiality. he has something he wants done, anyway, and there's no point waiting... ]
Altaïr, if you remain in the city and well enough, I would like to have a word. [ only because, um, bro, he hasn't seen you in a while. assassins gotta keep in touch! ] The same goes for you, signor Miles. [ gosh, someone's bossy... guess that's what you get when he's the goddamn batman il mentore. ]
[ another pause. why does he have to sound so chill ]
When you feel up to it, piccina, we can resume your lessons. [ yes, dawn. he knows about the kittyness. ] You need re-equipped as well, si?
[ ... jfc, that might be the longest network post mr scruffy's ever made of his own volition. he's adapting, guys. ]
[ FUCK FILTERS nonno is too cool for them, actually no, that is a lie, he is just lazy not in the mood to try and brain them. technology is confusing, guys! :( besides, he's totally good at being vague enough. he has no real comment to make on recent events, just observations which he will reserve for himself and his impartiality. he has something he wants done, anyway, and there's no point waiting... ]
Altaïr, if you remain in the city and well enough, I would like to have a word. [ only because, um, bro, he hasn't seen you in a while. assassins gotta keep in touch! ] The same goes for you, signor Miles. [ gosh, someone's bossy... guess that's what you get when he's the goddamn batman il mentore. ]
[ another pause. why does he have to sound so chill ]
When you feel up to it, piccina, we can resume your lessons. [ yes, dawn. he knows about the kittyness. ] You need re-equipped as well, si?
[ ... jfc, that might be the longest network post mr scruffy's ever made of his own volition. he's adapting, guys. ]