13th Profile [Video]

[threedoctorates]

[Have a shot of Spencer sitting in front of the camera, looking a little bit uncomfortable. His hair is wet, and for once, he's not wearing his trademark shirt, tie and sweater-vest. In fact, it looks like he's wearing just a plain t-shirt

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[voice]

[photosbythebed]

[Didn't she have this same conversation about dog pee, once? Cat maulings and animal urine - what the hell are these recurring themes, Anatole?]

Stains or the smell?

[...]

I didn't know you had a cat.

[voice]

[threedoctorates]

Both.

[There's a pause]

Ah... I don't, actually.

[voice]

[photosbythebed]

I'm going to list off some things. And you being you are probably going to remember them without even making a list. Vinegar, water, soap, hydrogen peroxide and baking soda. A spray bottle would make it a whole lot easier.

Not sure now many of those things you've got handy, but you could try the market.

Did you get those scratches looked at?

[voice]

[threedoctorates]

Actually, I think I have most of that around the apartment.

[Blink. Confusion.]

No... was I supposed to?

[voice]

[photosbythebed]

[This is never an easy question. Actually it's more like this shouldn't be a question.]

What kind of cat was it?

[You know, stray, winged, eight feet tall and partially humanoid, some other hideous mistwrought thing? She'll come back to the other thing later.]

[voice]

[threedoctorates]

One of those that had been running around.

[Because he's not going to admit to be being peed on and being fought over.]

[voice]

[photosbythebed]

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You want maybe two parts water, one part vinegar? Doesn't have to be exact, you can eyeball it. Spray bottle is best, but if you have to, just pour it. Let it sit, oh I don't know, ten minutes? When it's almost dry - you can pat it if you want, but not with anything you want to keep - cover it with the baking soda.

Mmm ...half a bottle of peroxide and a spoonful of detergent - again, a spray bottle's better, but you want to make a paste when it meets the baking soda.

Curl up with a good book, or just recite one from memory, or curl up with your Forge, even. Give it an hour or so and handwash it as usual.

It's messy, and it's a pain in the ass, but the smell should be out of there.

My experience is kinda limited to garden variety cats, though. The kind that walk on four legs and don't fall from the sky.

You should get yourself to the clinic, though. Just to make sure everything's okay.