16. [Video]

[infidus]

[The video is clear, unshaking, and clearly taken from above the ruins... where Aizen is standing in midair, as he often does. Below, the trees shake violently and half-ruined buildings turn to rubble with the impact of... something. An unseen power, somewhere below.]In the time since my arrival here, I have wondered a great deal on the nature of

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[slaythemoon]

Wait, wha-- Why the hell are you loaning your buddy out to your girlfriend? What the fuck would she need assista--

Oh don't tell me you're--

That's disgusting! What about diseases and general grossness? You're not supposed to share your girlfriend! That's just SICK!

[infidus]

I'm beginning to notice a pattern in your way of thinking, Kurosaki. It's quite... unique.

[slaythemoon]

[Sorry, Aizen, he's got no clue what you're talking about and he's a little distracted by everything else going on to stop and think about it.]

...huh?

[infidus]

I've also noticed a pattern of your needing to have everything spelled out for you very clearly.

Unfortunately, that isn't quite as unique.

[slaythemoon]

Oh, come on. Not this again... Do you ever give anyone a straight answer? Even just a little?

[infidus]

I have been known to, yes. Though these things depend on the subject, and the subject matter.

It would benefit you to show greater self-awareness.

[slaythemoon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

/threadjacks. Hey, for once, they can agree on something!

[sewing_prince]

You've only realized this now?

[Surely you jest, Aizen. He thought you were smarter then that.]

ITS A RARE MOMENT OF SHINING GLORY

[infidus]

Well, I wouldn't go as far that.

[...it's a bit different having innuendos read into everything he says than just watching it happen, though.]

[Teenagers.]