Voice.

[supercilious]

What the hell is a "Ye Olde Kissing Booth"!?

[ this mixture of confusion and anger? I like to call it ... furybaffled ]

Comments

[wotchesyou]

I reckon it's a booth where one goes to get a snog.

[supercilious]

Why is it elderly!?

[wotchesyou]

How should I know? Maybe someone thought they were being clever. People tend to do bizarre things when trying to be smart.

[supercilious]

And since you seem to have all the answers, tell me, why is it being built as part of my tourney?

[wotchesyou]

Like I said, how should I know? I've never even been to a tourney before but it seems to me you're working yourself into a frenzy over nothing. It's just a bloody snogging booth. What's so wrong with it?

[supercilious]

It's not exactly appropriate, is it? Of course, what people do in private is their own business. But...

[wotchesyou]

If it was called "Ye Olde Shagging Booth" I might see your point but it's not. Haven't you ever snogged anyone before? Oh! Is that it? It is, isn't it!? You're a bit nervous? Well, you're not really my type, too blond, too pretty no offense, but if you need a lesson...

[supercilious]

Pass, thanks muchly.

[wotchesyou]

You sure? I think it's awful someone your age hasn't had a proper snog.

[supercilious]

I have so!

[wotchesyou]

No, I don't think you have else wise you might not be so terribly offended by a kissing both. Then again, you could just be a prude. It happens.

[supercilious]

Not that it's any of your business, but I have! Ask anyone. That is, not anyone. After all, it's not as though I- beside the point. Ask someone like Merlin! He's from my world, and he'll be able to conform that I've definitely-

[ a long pause. foot-from-mouth extraction attempted. ]

Because he knows the woman in question. And not for any other reason.

[wotchesyou]

I doth think you protest too much but suit yourself!

[supercilious]

I hope this obsession with who I have and haven't kissed isn't you attempting to hide a budding infatuation.

1/2

[wotchesyou]

[Tonks starts to laugh. It's not a little giggle either. She laughs hard. There might even be tears in her eyes.]

2/2

[wotchesyou]

[When she finally composes herself sometime later...]

Oh, Merlin, no. Like I said, you're just too pretty and you know it too.

[But she thinks it's cute that he made an attempt at trolling.]