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Hey Anatole! How're ya' doin'!? [Have a chirpy Naruto who doesn't seem at all concerned about the impending concussion he may or may not receive for this transmission.]
So I've got a question! Or well, it's kind of a request? Sorta. There's this guy, my best friend and he's alone and he really needs to find someone to help him out with- well, he needs a date!
[Did I mention that impending concussion? Also, look at how Naruto glosses over all the weird stuff that's been happening recently. Strange poetry on stones? Menacing omens? What're those? This is Important you see.]
His name is Uchiha Sasuke! He's a little shy so that's why I'm doin' this! He doesn't talk a lot most of the time but if you poke at him a little you can usually get him to say stuff.
[That makes Sasuke sound like a dog though. Or one of those weird automated toys. And it's probably best not to mention that Sasuke's default state is 'Grumpy with a side of Homicidal.' Naruto coughs.]
Oh! Right! I've got a picture! Or well its a- a drawing. [He disappears off camera briefly. There follows some industrious rustling. Then he reappears. With this picture in his hand. Yes, he drew this all by himself. Isn't it pretty? Naruto points at the sword.] That's his sword. Uh. He's really likes it. Don't touch it though, he doesn't seem to like that.
[A slight undertone. What else? ... Naruto is still staring at the picture. He's not entirely satisfied.] Y'know, I think I have a better one. Just, lemme- [He's reaching out, fumbling with the Forge, and the image changes then, to a still. Of Sasuke. Scowling. Not a hand drawing, thankfully, but a photo capture. The still remains on for a further moment before Naruto reappears looking pleased.] There! Though...[A glance at the drawing still in his hand.] There's not much of a difference. Uh, he kinda makes that face most of the time.
[A long contemplative pause.]
Anyway! Ladies, step up and help a guy out? I know this place is pretty depressing and people've got stuff to do but until we get the hell outta this place, we're all stuck here together.
Uh, guys can step up too, I guess. He doesn't seem to mind.
[Did Naruto just share Sasuke's sexual orientation all over the Forge network? Yes, I think he did. But without an ounce of malicious intent. He believes he's helping Sasuke, and this is why he still looks completely chipper. ...And oblivious to that concussion which, let's face it folks, probably won't be just a concussion.]
So I've got a question! Or well, it's kind of a request? Sorta. There's this guy, my best friend and he's alone and he really needs to find someone to help him out with- well, he needs a date!
[Did I mention that impending concussion? Also, look at how Naruto glosses over all the weird stuff that's been happening recently. Strange poetry on stones? Menacing omens? What're those? This is Important you see.]
His name is Uchiha Sasuke! He's a little shy so that's why I'm doin' this! He doesn't talk a lot most of the time but if you poke at him a little you can usually get him to say stuff.
[That makes Sasuke sound like a dog though. Or one of those weird automated toys. And it's probably best not to mention that Sasuke's default state is 'Grumpy with a side of Homicidal.' Naruto coughs.]
Oh! Right! I've got a picture! Or well its a- a drawing. [He disappears off camera briefly. There follows some industrious rustling. Then he reappears. With this picture in his hand. Yes, he drew this all by himself. Isn't it pretty? Naruto points at the sword.] That's his sword. Uh. He's really likes it. Don't touch it though, he doesn't seem to like that.
[A slight undertone. What else? ... Naruto is still staring at the picture. He's not entirely satisfied.] Y'know, I think I have a better one. Just, lemme- [He's reaching out, fumbling with the Forge, and the image changes then, to a still. Of Sasuke. Scowling. Not a hand drawing, thankfully, but a photo capture. The still remains on for a further moment before Naruto reappears looking pleased.] There! Though...[A glance at the drawing still in his hand.] There's not much of a difference. Uh, he kinda makes that face most of the time.
[A long contemplative pause.]
Anyway! Ladies, step up and help a guy out? I know this place is pretty depressing and people've got stuff to do but until we get the hell outta this place, we're all stuck here together.
Uh, guys can step up too, I guess. He doesn't seem to mind.
[Did Naruto just share Sasuke's sexual orientation all over the Forge network? Yes, I think he did. But without an ounce of malicious intent. He believes he's helping Sasuke, and this is why he still looks completely chipper. ...And oblivious to that concussion which, let's face it folks, probably won't be just a concussion.]