001 | AUDIO

Mar 25, 2011 18:40

[There's a long, long beat of silence before a half-slurred:] Uh. [Sigh. He's wondering why he downed a whole bottle of whiskey, especially since he's pretty sure he just wandered off to some amusement park of some kind.]

So. This might sound weird, but I'm pretty sure I have no clue where I am.

[Another pause.] There a, uh, bus stop nearby?

!sam winchester, rafaela, jennifer check, dean winchester, john, teresa

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oopsiatehim March 26 2011, 10:05:54 UTC
Yeah, might want to give up on the bus stop trolling, seeing as this place doesn't have buses.

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nomoreleftshoe March 26 2011, 11:01:47 UTC
I don't troll bus stops. I'm not some kind of creep.

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oopsiatehim March 26 2011, 20:43:29 UTC
How am I supposed to know? You could totally be a creep. You have a creep vibe.

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nomoreleftshoe March 27 2011, 00:08:47 UTC
I'm pretty sure I don't have a creep vibe.

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oopsiatehim March 27 2011, 00:09:57 UTC
How would you know? Creeps never know they're creeps.

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nomoreleftshoe March 27 2011, 00:13:11 UTC
Just, I guess, dealing with actual creeps. [Oh wait, oops. He's not supposed to be that open with what he does. It's the alcohol.]

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oopsiatehim March 27 2011, 00:15:52 UTC
See, that's totally what a creep would say. They'd be all, oooh, sure I'm a little creepy, but that guy over there? Way creepier than me. So he's so the Creep.

As if. Like there's something better about being a creep instead of like, a Creep. With a capital C? Like a big, creepy creepster all... trolling around on bus stops.

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VIDEO nomoreleftshoe March 27 2011, 00:21:59 UTC
[Sam frowns and shuffles around in his jacket before revealing a leather-bound police badge and ID. He holds it up toward the camera.]

Uh, I'm Detective Sam Bachman. I'm actually not a creep. Seriously.

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VIDEO oopsiatehim March 27 2011, 00:26:06 UTC
[Oooh, policeman.]

[Jennifer turns on video too. Not that she has a badge or anything.]

Whatever. Like being a cop makes you uncreepy. I know how weird cops can be.

...anyway, so hey, you're in Anatole. Good luck catching a bus that... uh doesn't exist, and wouldn't have anywhere to go anyway.

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Re: VIDEO nomoreleftshoe March 27 2011, 00:57:12 UTC
This a theme park or something? [He kind of glances around.]

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Re: VIDEO oopsiatehim March 27 2011, 01:01:24 UTC
Hello? No. It's a city. You know, like a place full of people and shit.

You're not on Earth anymore. If that's what you were wondering.

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Re: VIDEO nomoreleftshoe March 27 2011, 01:06:44 UTC
Oh. [Sam has the good grace to look sheepish at least.]

How big of a city?

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VIDEO oopsiatehim March 27 2011, 09:06:27 UTC
Oh, you know. Bigger than a town, smaller than Tokyo.

I think. I've never been to Tokyo.

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Re: VIDEO nomoreleftshoe April 2 2011, 20:15:45 UTC
Yeah, I haven't either. Most places I've been aren't much more than a stoplight or two.

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VIDEO oopsiatehim April 3 2011, 01:47:50 UTC
Gee, sounds like my hometown. I mean, fuck the midwest.

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Re: VIDEO nomoreleftshoe April 3 2011, 15:01:37 UTC
You didn't happen to have a, uh, scarecrow that you prayed to to bring a good harvest, did you?

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