Jan 22, 2011 19:15
[The feed clicks on. Everything is black at first, but there are short bursts of movement in a rhythmic motion. Small glimpses can be made: a long crimson skirt, a bare leg, the tails of an evening coat.
Between grunts of exertion, the voice of a proper Englishman speaks.]
You must hold still if you would like me to get it in. It’s quite a tight fit. I had underestimated its size…
[And then, a female voice, unmistakable by many. It’s… Elena.] Hey! It HURTS! No wonder I’ve never done this before!
[A tragic sigh.] Really, you will never be considered a lady if you do not-
Ugh! Fine! Just shove it in already!
[More grunting.]
THIS BETTER NOT LEAVE A BLISTER!
I assure you that women have endured more pain than this time and time again.
[Finally, there is the sound of… release.]
There. The discomfort will fade. Please, allow me to help you up; we mustn’t be late.
[More movement, and finally the camera is free. It lies on the floor and shows Sebastian and Elena impeccably - and fully - dressed. Elena steps closer, obscuring the view with her foot. Which is in… high heels.]
Hey, is that your Forge?
Oh. So it is.
[Sebastian kneels and leans in close, sees that it is broadcasting, and swiftly cuts the feed.]
[[ooc: Bolded text is Elena speaking, if that wasn't apparent. I tried to do it red but it wasn't showing up, I fail HTML forever. ;; ANY REPLIES WILL BE DELAYED BY AT LEAST A FEW HOURS OF GAME TIME, since they are off on their very proper outing at the opera. Sheesh, get your minds out of the gutter, people! <3]]
!sebastian michaelis,
elena,
balthier,
ciel phantomhive,
john