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[Broadcast Mind]

Jan 22, 2011 00:35

( Cut for mentions of nudity and possible offensive nature. )

-event: broadcast mind, asellus, reno, !john

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[Video] sugaryoptimist January 22 2011, 06:35:24 UTC

[...icon expression forever. Though she is torn between gaping and giggling if that helps?]

[Video] chairyontop January 22 2011, 06:45:45 UTC

[Ooooh, aren't you a cute thing? A little too much jewelry, sure, but the hair is a nice touch.] Like the show?

[Video] sugaryoptimist January 22 2011, 06:49:54 UTC

I...

I'm not sure. [She tilts her head.] I've never seen anything like it.

[Video] chairyontop January 22 2011, 06:50:54 UTC

Well, you know, anytime you want a private concert, all you've gotta do is say the word.

[Video] sugaryoptimist January 22 2011, 06:51:48 UTC

What word?

[Video] chairyontop January 22 2011, 07:07:28 UTC

John Is A Rock And Roll God. [More than one word? Who caaaares?]

[Video] sugaryoptimist January 22 2011, 07:22:55 UTC

What if I can't remember all of that?

[Video] chairyontop January 22 2011, 07:27:21 UTC

Oh, trust me, you'll never forget that.

[Video] sugaryoptimist January 22 2011, 07:31:20 UTC

How can you be so sure?

[Video] chairyontop January 22 2011, 07:33:55 UTC

Because pretty women never forget who or what I am.

[Video] sugaryoptimist January 22 2011, 07:35:52 UTC

You think I'm pretty? [She hums.] ...what are you?

[Video] chairyontop January 22 2011, 07:41:03 UTC

Well, the video's a little hard to judge on... Might have to check you out in person to be positive. [Funny, but the reddish-hair/green-eyes combo makes him think of Amy a little. He wonders if she has a big brother named Jim or a dog named Molly. Maybe she was replaced by a bag of fat once. That'd be creepy.] C'mon. You tell me.

[Video] sugaryoptimist January 22 2011, 07:45:55 UTC

Hmmm... [Vanille is just Vanille. Unless Amy is from another world and over five hundred years old, I'd say they're not the same person.] That might be kind of difficult.

You're...John, the rolling rock god?

[Video] chairyontop January 22 2011, 07:55:26 UTC

[Yeah, but she's cute. Good thing Dave's not here; he has a thing for redheads. Or did, since he started dating Amy, though sometimes John still wonders if it's all a beard.] Why's that? Got a curfew? Don't tell me you're not legal! Got some ID?

....No, I'm not the god of shitty green beer. Try again.

[Video] sugaryoptimist January 22 2011, 09:59:31 UTC

[Those words coax a wide smile out of her. So he thinks she's a kid too?]

No. I can do what I like~. But I don't know where you live.

[She pouts. Nice going. You do know she can kick ass, right?]

Your title is too long.

[Video] P.S. I AM SO SORRY FOR JOHN chairyontop January 23 2011, 03:29:31 UTC

[She can do what she likes... but she didn't say she was legal. Or that she had ID. He had a friend once who got nailed by this underaged chick's dad. Literally nailed. In the junk. John wasn't sure if it meant he meant punched, hammered, or screwed, though; the guy'd been on so many painkillers that most of his words were slurred behind comprehension (and then John was pleasantly partaking as well, and it REALLY didn't matter at that point).]

You show me proof you're of legal age and I'll show you proof of where I live. I mean, I understand the awe of being around someone older and so damn hot with a penis that stretches for miles, but no touchy-touchy without ID-y ID-y. Thems the rules.

[Oh, you just had to open the door, didn't you?]

If you wanna see something long, I'll show you something long.

[Pause.]

I'm talking about my penis.

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