[Voice/Video]

[unbearlievable]

[When the Forge first turns on, the voice on the other end is distracted and the sounds of buttons being pushed can be heard, but soon enough the person figures out he's on the air.]

-- like the cell phone Yosuke gave me. I wonder if it's on yet... Maybe I should push this one next! ... No, wait a second. Aha! Beary clever, making it do that.

Comments

[cop_for_one_day]

[Jesus Christ. It's a talking bear... thing. Leon seriously considers that he's gone insane, and this entire city, including the bear, are just a giant delusion. Magic, he can deal with. Not so with talking toys.]

...your puns suck. You're not funny. And what the hell are you, some kind of possessed plush toy?

[He is really not amused with this city. Not at all.]

[voice]

[unbearlievable]

[why yes the voice sounds offended. but he is not going to take this lying down, no sir!]

Funny, I don't think you're very funny either. Hmph!

[voice]

[cop_for_one_day]

I'm not trying to be.

...so what are you?

[A bit less hostile and freaked out this time. More curious.]

[voice]

[unbearlievable]

I'm just like anyone else. Sensei and the others said that I am, anyway!

Oh, I'm a lot cuter and fuzzier than anyone else is though.

[voice]

[cop_for_one_day]

...right.

[Sensei? Was this a karate bear on top of everything else?]

[voice]

[unbearlievable]

You don't think I'm lying, do you?

[voice]

[cop_for_one_day]

[He could be polite and lie. Then, it occurs to him that he's either talking to a hallucination or a possessed, Karate-knowing Japanese toy.]

I have no idea what to think about you.

[voice]

[unbearlievable]

... Beary well. Shall I tell you what you should think about me then?

[voice]

[cop_for_one_day]

You can try.

[voice]

[unbearlievable]

Very well! I will make it my mission in life to prove you just how manly and desirable I am!

[voice]

[cop_for_one_day]

[He was expecting a weird answer. Just not that weird.]

...I doubt I'll ever desire you.

[voice]

[unbearlievable]

Wha-- You'd better not!

[voice]

[cop_for_one_day]

...glad that's settled.

[voice]

[unbearlievable]

You're got some freaky tastes mister.

[voice]

[cop_for_one_day]

You said you wanted to convince me that you were 'desirable'. I was setting the record straight.

[voice]

[unbearlievable]

Not desirable to you!

Lots of men should be able to appreciate my Teddieness without wanting a piece. That's just wrong.