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[ladyofthesouth]

These proceedings are quite unfortunate, aren't they? I can't say I've ever seen a plague like this spread so quickly and leave so many desperate people in its wake. Every day I'm reminded of how different it is from home... they were really quite intolerant of any perceived infections there.

[There's a noise of something in the background,

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[oopsiatehim]

Oh, I'm fine. I've been putting together my club? And I totally ended up levitating around during that stupid shit with the squid the other week. So annoying.

Oh hey, speaking of that... I saw some silver haired guy going around with like a bow for an arm? Do you know that guy?

[In SOME UNIVERSE that had SOMETHING to do with ANYTHING she just said.]

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[ladyofthesouth]

[Well, she was going to comment on the levitating, which is surely more interesting (and unfortunate) but then she hears that last part and... makes sort of a growling noise.]

Mm. We've met.

Was he showing off? I doubt the transfer here has changed him much.

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[oopsiatehim]

Thought you might have, what with the weird shit that goes on with you and Riful's limbs. Not to mention he seemed totally inedible despite being supersalty.

I hate it when that happens.

I guess he was fighting the monster.

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[ladyofthesouth]

Ah, no. He's quite disgusting, I assure you. Much worse than anything else I've found here.

No doubt he felt some need to bolster his ego - I can't imagine why else he would have bothered with that creature.

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[oopsiatehim]

Riiight. I'm sensing some kind of history there. What, did he make out with your sister or something?

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[ladyofthesouth]

[She makes an indignant little hmph noise.]

Actually, he tried to kill me and claim my land as his own. The matter was left... unfinished when I was brought here.

[Well. She ran away and hid, but who needs details?]

As you can imagine, I'm not terribly pleased to see him.

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[oopsiatehim]

[There's this long pause because she figures she probably shouldn't say what she's thinking.]

[And then she says it anyway.]

Whatever. Like you wouldn't have done the same thing.

Anyway, I ruined my whole outfit on that stupid squid. See, that's what I get for hanging around with wannabe heroes who go running off to hit calamari with a sword. I had to redo my nails and everything.

[But she'd do it again.]

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[ladyofthesouth]

[And a pause in return. If this was video, Jen would see her pressing her lips together.]

I suppose I would have, but that doesn't make it any less harsh to endure.

In any case, couldn't you have avoided the whole thing entirely? I didn't even think you would mind if one of them ran off on their own.

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[oopsiatehim]

So bite his head off.

[Literally. And yes, she says it that simply, like it's easy. Well, she doesn't know much about you three.]

Anyway. She was being stupid, and she needs to help me pay for my club.

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[ladyofthesouth]

Ah... well, that is certainly a straightforward approach, I suppose. You make it sound so much simpler.

...mm. Oh, of course. Your club.

Presumably she's been returned to safety?

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[oopsiatehim]

What, there's like, complications and shit?

Utena? Yeah, she's fine. Ugh, people.

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[ladyofthesouth]

[She chuckles, just a little. Although there's an edge to it due to the nature of the subject.]

We really aren't that easy to get rid of.

You must be rather dedicated to this club of yours to put up with such an inconvenience. I do hope it works out in the end... even if your, ah, business partner does prove to be trouble in the meantime.