// 007. [voice]

[girl_unlocking]

[Tiny, irritated huff.]

So. If one were to want ...oh I dunno ....something like a push-up bra, is there a place here that would have one?

And do they deliver?

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... /getting this one in first.

[yetsleeping]

I'm sorry? What's a push-up bra?

[voice]

[girl_unlocking]

It's a bra. Only it pushes up your boobs. To make them look more. Pushed up. You know, so people can realize that they are sadly mistaken when they say certain things.

And I'm not a pervert!

[voice]

[yetsleeping]

I didn't say you were a pervert!

[voice]

[girl_unlocking]

No. You didn't. Unlike SOME people!

[Voice | Private]

[jaytodd]

... huh. You should hook up with Jennifer for those kind of questions.

[Voice | Private]

[girl_unlocking]

I totally did! Or ..she did. Whatever. But thank you for being helpful.

[Pause.]

Well. You're a hot, dangerous-kinda guy. You've probably seen lots of boobs, right? Wait. I mean ...you work in Dismas? You look at boobs all day sometimes. Probably? Is there something wrong with my "nothing to show"?

Or have you not looked at all because there's ...nothing to notice?

[Voice | Private]

[jaytodd]

[a long silence. Very, very long silence.]

... What the fuck?

[Voice | Private] [oh god siren + teen!hormones + idek]

[girl_unlocking]

[Pathetic, huffy little snort.]

I knew it!

[SNIFFLE.]

[oopsiatehim]

I know where to get a pushup bra. But do you have enough up to push?

[voice]

[girl_unlocking]

Why don't you ask that Elena chick! She knows ALL ABOUT MY BOOBS.

And maybe I do! My up is probably much more up than her up anyway because she's like ...a million years old!

Where do I get one? I totally have money.

[Not that money would stop her right now, anyway.]

[voice]

[oopsiatehim]

Kinky.

So there's this boutique. And it's in the high-end section of the city. But because I am awesome, I will totally bring you there for shopping goodness.

[voice]

[girl_unlocking]

Are they open now?

Because I will SO go. And yes. That is extremely awesome of you.

[ignite_the_sky]

I'm sure you're perfectly fine as you are without... additional support.

[girl_unlocking]

Are you sure? Because maybe you're just ...saying that. Maybe I should. Take a poll.

Or something.

[Small, annoyed little sniffle. No, really. She's just FINE.}

[ignite_the_sky]

This isn't something I would normally do, but as a member of the opposite sex, I'm going to try and put this as bluntly as I possibly can: Not everybody prefers large breasts on a woman. Some guys would rather a girl have a personality and intelligence instead of something she could possibly use to smother them in their sleep.

Roy was spared the freakout. IDK why!

[girl_unlocking]

Oh.

I didn't think of that.

[sniffle.]

Y-you. Aren't saying that because...

Well. This girl in my gym class says --I mean said -- that uh. That personality and intelligence are just things you compliment a girl on...

...if she's ugly. It's like when someone writes "have a nice summer" in your yearbook.

...or did you mean ...something else?

[ voice ] I MISSED USING THIS ICON

[heartbetween]

...

A--wha?

[Hello Dawn, have a shinigami from basically feudal Japan. He's pretty sure Miyako's never mentioned such a thing and tries to remember if he's ever heard the term from the human world but he can't come up with anything.]

[voice] THAT ICON IS LOVE.

[girl_unlocking]

A. Push up. Bra. Because I have---

[UNINTELLIGIBLE CAPSLOCK KEENING]

--ASK JASON. UNLESS HE'S SHOT

[You'll want to turn down your volume.]

HIMSELF ALREADY.

[SOB]

[voice] feel free to shoot ME now >D /dies

[heartbetween]

[...Blinking. So much blinking. Maybe a headtilt because if he stares at the Forge long enough, maybe it will give him some grand cosmic insight as to what in the world she is talking about.]

...Wh-why would he...shoot--

--is it a type of...weapon?

[...Now he's gone and started thinking that someone is threatening her. Oh dear.]

[voice] BANG! idek but maybe she should get a missile bra (idkidk it's a weapon kind of)

[girl_unlocking]

[SOBSOBSOB WAIT WHAT]

No.

[Sniffle.]

It's for ...boobs. To make them look less like "nothing much".

[Cough.]

It was Elena's fault. A-and that stupid spider!