[Video] (Sorry for the double posting!)

[i_love_squats]

[Video time! Zack is giving a big happy grin as he holds the Forge at arm's length with both hands. He's happy. Beyond happy, really, and proud!]

Hey! Hey, all you kids! Guess what I found!!

[Jerky camera movements swing over to a pair of cactuar-print boxers, and beneath that, a SOLDIER uniform half-on the couch. Against the wall behind him is a significantly large sword. Next to it, Zack is rather dwarfed. ]

A SOLDIER lives here! A real live SOLDIER! They're HEROES where I'm from, so we should be safe here! No bad guys can get us here!

[And it's followed up with excited murmuring.] A real live SOLDIER! I've never met one before! I wonder who it is! This is so cool! I wonder when he'll get here! I wonder if his eyes are really gonna glow in the dark!

[The camera swings and bounces around, then moves to one of the windows, sweeping the streets.] This is what it looks like outside. All the kids, come here! You'll be safe, I promise! Cross my heart and hope to di--

[Pause, silence, and big, rather plain blue eyes blinking.]

Hey! You got here SUPER fast. What's your name?

[And the camera swings to another kid's feet before switching off.]