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Jul 31, 2010 22:10

Only 15 ivories isn't such a bad price for something we didn't even have back home. State of the fucking art everything, EXCEPT fighting robots, can you believe that shit ( Read more... )

!mail "matt" jeevas, itachi uchiha, elena, yachiru kusajishi, eve, mihael "mello" keehl, sasori

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wellsuited August 1 2010, 04:51:19 UTC

They allow dogs. And smoking. I even saw a dog that had been trained to smoke once.

As for not being mugged--

[A pause. She thinks about Matt. She thinks about Dismas...]

Just don't take anything of value with you.

onetoignite August 1 2010, 05:00:14 UTC

Who fucking wastes perfectly good cigarettes on a dog!

And what if I only value myself, does that mean I can't go?

wellsuited August 1 2010, 05:04:24 UTC

You should've seen how it put it out. It was pretty entertaining. Did I pay to see that...

Well, you can go, just...try not to look too attractive. Skip a couple of baths.

And walk with a limp!

...And mutter to yourself.

[The sad thing is, she really is trying to help.]

onetoignite August 1 2010, 05:13:57 UTC

Wait, let me get this straight. Your suggestion for surviving Dismas is acting like a crazy hobo?

wellsuited August 1 2010, 05:15:23 UTC

Sort of...

My suggestion for you surviving Dismas is acting like a crazy hobo. But there's still time for you to get in a little more target practice.

itt the reason she asks him for advice and not the other way around onetoignite August 1 2010, 05:20:03 UTC

Oh, it's a specially tailored suggestion to act like a crazy hobo. I guess that's all right then.

The bathing thing might be a deal-breaker, though.

it's perfectly good advice. and she's not even charging wellsuited August 1 2010, 05:23:02 UTC

I can map out some of the garbage piles if you'd like. You can just rub some of that on when you get there. Plus you'll have room to stretch out at the show.

maybe she should! onetoignite August 1 2010, 05:33:53 UTC

So does that mean you know where the garbage piles are, or you'd have to go looking for them?

/puts an invoice in the mail wellsuited August 1 2010, 17:04:01 UTC

I already know where they are.

[And she sounds proud of that, sob.]

You have to be careful though. Sometimes it's just the outermost layer that's actually garbage.

[A pause.]

Totally unrelated, but do corpses count as garbage?

/lets the mail pile up onetoignite August 2 2010, 05:19:11 UTC

Right. Let's just pretend I already asked why you do, to spare us both from making me do that part.

And I think that depends on the intent, actually.

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