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[onetoignite]

Only 15 ivories isn't such a bad price for something we didn't even have back home. State of the fucking art everything, EXCEPT fighting robots, can you believe that shit

Comments

[heresygrenade]

Are we talking about robot dogs or actual dogs?

[onetoignite]

Robots, of course. What would I be doing with an actual dog?

[heresygrenade]

Careful. Salty might choose the Amazing Battling Robots over you.

[onetoignite]

Please. He's programmed to be 100% loyal to me. You can't just find quality like that lying around, you know.

[heresygrenade]

Tch. Not sure bout that. Could hack the fucker. Maybe your security can't keep whoever put those things together out. After all, can't remember you inventing any fighting robots.

[onetoignite]

Excuse me. My security is bloody perfect and I'd like to see one of those creeps try and get through any of it.

And I could make fighting robots if I wanted to.

Wanker.

[heresygrenade]

Could you, now.

[onetoignite]

Of course I could. And it would be a brilliant robot because I am brilliant and you're doing this on purpose aren't you.

[heresygrenade]

No idea what you mean.

[onetoignite]

Right, that does it. I'm building a fighting robot and you're just going to have to live with the guilt.

[heresygrenade]

Right. I'll believe it when I see it.

[onetoignite]

Oh you'll believe it all right. Just wait and see.

Once it's finished, anyway.

[heresygrenade]

Might want to start with 6inches and work up.

[onetoignite]

Don't tell me how to do my job!

[heresygrenade]

Sorry, was that a sore spot?

4 inches, then.

[onetoignite]

I'm resetting Salty to go after your boots now.

Enjoy your zippers while they still exist.