Voice

[i_love_squats]

[Yeah, it's no surprise he's out fighting the hostiles. Did you expect anything less from an over-energized ex-SOLDIER in the face of danger?]

Look, when I said zombies, I was kidding! Don't take me so literally next time!

Good thing to know I haven't lost my touch with the dreams, tho--[The meaty thunk of his sword connecting and heavily digging

Comments

[cop_for_one_day]

Never again will I even think of doubting your dreams.

[i_love_squats]

Hey, I don't blame you. I doubt them myself, and I'm the one having them.

[cop_for_one_day]

You mentioned zombies and ships specifically, didn't you?

[i_love_squats]

Well, I mean, as a joke. Like that it was from an old horror pirate movie or something, you know? The dream itself was about bones washing up on shore. It's not a big leap from one thing to the other.

[cop_for_one_day]

Still, maybe you can learn to predict the weather or something.

[i_love_squats]

It would make going to picnics and the docks a bit easier, huh?