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[onetoignite]

OI.

Stop shaking your bloody Forges.

Anyone who's got one still on the fritz from the mist can bring it to the Patrol HQ and I'll take a look at it, but I'm charging extra for anyone who uses gratuitous violence on them.

I'll even throw in a free game if you promise not to abuse it anymore.

[ooc | i have permission, soooo ...who wants

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[yetsleeping]

I didn't know you could put games on this thing.

[onetoignite]

Of course you can. They're very versatile machines.

Not the kind that eat anything, though.

[yetsleeping]

...well they don't have mouths, so...

Mrmph.

oh these are text hey

[onetoignite]

If it hasn't got a mouth, how can it eat? (Which it clearly can.)

Anyway look, is your Forge all right? You need that thing in top working order.

THESE ARE VOICE HO HO

[yetsleeping]

Well... it is so far, but...

I kind of want the game.

HI VOICE o/

[onetoignite]

Oh, you do? Well that shouldn't be a problem. It doesn't take too long to install.

Er, you haven't played video games before, have you?

HI!1

[yetsleeping]

No. What's a video game?

let's be friends! :D

[onetoignite]

I had a feeling you were going to say that.

You saw the tv I made, right? It's sort of like that, but you control the people in it. And you score points by killing things. You'd like it.

I'll teach you how to play.