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Nov 05, 2009 21:23

Oh good, chivalry isn't dead here. I can't wait for someone to compliment me on my child bearing hips.

The ceiling is just too low in my room. We're going to have to find a new place to stay, sooner rather than later. Until then I'm stuck taking Old Lace on four or five walks a day just to stretch her legs. And that just makes her hungry. Know what a dinosaur eats when it's hungry? Everything.

Someone point me in the direction of financial aid?

And for the last time, Old Lace is not a dragon. She doesn't have wings, she doesn't breathe fire, she doesn't have a chest of gold hidden in some cave in the mountains. If she did, we'd have high ceilings and plenty of cash. So quit trying to slay her.

!gertrude yorkes, kimihiro watanuki, scar, sora, arthur pendragon

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