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[supercilious]

List of things I am absolutely not going to do.

- Fail my father and country with a continued inability to return home.
- Partner up with a woman in order to help defend these thankless people.
- Continue to tolerate these wretched conditions as though they are acceptable.
- Fight anybody or anything for money.
- Act as my own manservant.

Honestly, this place.

Also, this typing jag is trickier than one would expect. I'll stick to quill and ink, thanks.