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los_submarinos in scorched

2. voice

Apr 14, 2010 16:32

So...

... no Twinkies 'round here, huh? [His disappointment is about a hundred decibels louder than his voice.]

jennifer check, heine rammsteiner, !tallahassee, lenalee lee

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[ voice ] stray_gunner April 14 2010, 20:44:14 UTC

What are those?

[Normally he wouldn't bother replying, but he's curious.]

[ voice ] los_submarinos April 15 2010, 00:49:13 UTC

You dunno?

Only the greatest pastry in the whole GD universe, that's what. Cake outside and fuckin' delicious whipped cream in the middle.

[ voice ] stray_gunner April 15 2010, 20:05:40 UTC

[He makes a face.]

It doesn't sound... very good.

[ voice ] los_submarinos April 16 2010, 01:45:29 UTC

What?

What?! Bullshit. You don't even know what it is.

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[audio] cop_for_one_day April 14 2010, 21:21:43 UTC

One'll show up eventually. And I heard once they never grow mold, not for years.

[audio] los_submarinos April 15 2010, 00:50:28 UTC

You heard?

Stupid fuckin' urban myth, that. Twinkies do have an expiration date, and eventually the whole world'll be missin' 'em.

[audio] cop_for_one_day April 15 2010, 09:15:55 UTC

...okay.

[All he can really think to do is agree. Apparently he's being confronted by the world's leading Twinkie expert.]

I don't think I've had once since I was ten or so.

[audio] los_submarinos April 15 2010, 14:27:40 UTC

[Well, honestly, he kinda is. At least, at home. Nobody knows Twinkies as well as him, cause there's only four people left in the whole world.]

Really? Man, you're missing out.

oopsiatehim April 15 2010, 00:40:15 UTC

Whatever, the world doesn't need those bundles of empty calories anyway.

los_submarinos April 15 2010, 00:51:57 UTC

What? [He actually sounds offended by this.]

oopsiatehim April 15 2010, 01:04:15 UTC

They're just sponge cake and cream. It's all sugar and flour. Gross.

los_submarinos April 15 2010, 01:14:51 UTC

Fuckin' delicious is what it is.

Fuck, everywhere I go, all there is is goddamn Sno Balls. [Because he did find those hellions at the store by the gate. Fuck.]

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lenalee_lee April 15 2010, 01:56:16 UTC

What's...a Twinkie?

los_submarinos April 15 2010, 02:47:07 UTC

'S a cake log. Cream in the middle. Fuckin' delicious.

lenalee_lee April 16 2010, 00:36:00 UTC

That doesn't sound too complicated. Maybe I can make them.

los_submarinos April 16 2010, 01:51:28 UTC

Make...?

[And it dawns on him. If she can make them...] You should try, girly. Butcha gotta get 'em just right. Otherwise, it ain't a Twinkie.

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