01. [VOICE]
Helloooooo?
[There's a tap-tap-tapping on the microphone, more like a nail than a finger.]
Hey, is anyone on the end of this thing? It's like some kind of weird... freaky old cell phone or whatever. It reminds me of some stupid steampunk case this loser snapped on her LG NV a few years back? She thought it'd make her all cool and shit but actually every time she turned around people started tooting.
[She sounds like she's laughing with her speaking voice - that grating tone the cool kids get when they're looking down their nose at the infamous wannabes.]
[But after a while she takes a long breath and sighs out the exhale.]
...anyway, look someone get off their ass and tell me where I am. I don't remember signing up for a one way ticket to Creepsville, EU, and if this is a kidnapping then, I mean. Been there, done that, bought the crappy t-shirt. I wanna get back to -- oh, who the fuck cares, I don't need to go back to Devil's Kettle, but you know, somewhere with a working Verizon signal would be nice. I can't even order Chinese and that's so fucked up.
I mean, I'm starving.
[There's a tap-tap-tapping on the microphone, more like a nail than a finger.]
Hey, is anyone on the end of this thing? It's like some kind of weird... freaky old cell phone or whatever. It reminds me of some stupid steampunk case this loser snapped on her LG NV a few years back? She thought it'd make her all cool and shit but actually every time she turned around people started tooting.
[She sounds like she's laughing with her speaking voice - that grating tone the cool kids get when they're looking down their nose at the infamous wannabes.]
[But after a while she takes a long breath and sighs out the exhale.]
...anyway, look someone get off their ass and tell me where I am. I don't remember signing up for a one way ticket to Creepsville, EU, and if this is a kidnapping then, I mean. Been there, done that, bought the crappy t-shirt. I wanna get back to -- oh, who the fuck cares, I don't need to go back to Devil's Kettle, but you know, somewhere with a working Verizon signal would be nice. I can't even order Chinese and that's so fucked up.
I mean, I'm starving.